So yea... Haven't been doing anything. Felt like putting something up here. But I don't know what to put. Nothing exciting has been happening. Overall I am just trying to get myself back into a drawing mood. It seems I can't focus on something for a long period of time. I will try to change that though.
To the people I owe art to. I'm sorry, but it may be awhile before I get it to you. I promise I will one day. Just now I need to find that groove again.
Reading: I Am America And So Can You by Steven Colbert
Watching: Nothin
Playing: Battlefield 2142
Eating: Nothin
Drinking: Water. >>
Summer is coming people! YES! Finally we High-Schoolers get the long awaited three month vacation! Three weeks people, and for those of you who are graduating. CONGRATS! Good job on making it through those horrible High-School years in the final stretch! Good luck with college and all that good stuff! ^^ As for the rest of us, LET THE COUNTDOWN BEGIN!!!!!
Also, I am doing, for the first time, art for other people! *GASP* Yep, I am going to start making IDs and references for my friends. ^^ For now I am going to lay off some of the work since finals are coming, but as soon as I finish my last days of school, I will have PLENTY of time to be working on these for people. ^^ Also, I will be updating this page with the status of the projects.
- - WORK LIST - - (Will Continue Such Projects When Summer Starts!)
I don't know how to say this, but I hate you. I think I realized it when I was high on sesame seed in your van, and I saw you punching my best friend. I'm sure you're frost-bitten enough to understand that I'm a clone. I'm sending back your cellphone, but I'm keeping your picture as a memory. You should know that I am making a movie about hating Shrek.
Say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me,
Alyx
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Its one of those fill in the blank things I stole from a friend, lol. Here's what to do:
I don't know how to say this, but __1__. I think I realized it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__. I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__. I'm sending back __8__, but I'm keeping __9__ as a memory. You should know that I __10__ __11__. __12__ /-your name-
1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over red- our affair is at an end white- I'm joining a monastery black- I hate you green- our horoscopes doesn't match grey- You're a perv yellow- I'm on the streets pink- Your nostrils are an insult brown- the mafia is after you no shirt- You're a loser other- I'm in love with your sister
2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night February- last year March- when we were skinny dipping April- when I was high on sesame seed May- when I was shaving your legs June- when you put handcuffs on me July- when I threw up August- When I saw the tiny head September- when your dwarf bit me October- When I was taking a walk November- When I tied my shoes December- When your dog went crazy
3. FAV FOOD? tacos- in your house pizza- in your van pasta - in London Hamburger- Under the bus salad- while you were eating enchiladas chicken- with Chuck Norris kebab- in your closet fish- in woman-clothes sandwich- at the mental hospital hot dogs- in trans other- with Mr. and Mrs. Bush
4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS? yellow- hitting on red- insulting black- ignoring blue- punching purple- pour syrup on white- carve your name in grey- tear the clothes of brown- put leeches on pink- steal the toupee from no socks- sit on other- chasing out
5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR? black my best friend White- my father grey- john travolta Brown- my whoopee cushion purple- my pie red- th cookiemonster blue- my alovera plant Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana Orange my Carl Larsson-collection pink my cat no underwear my Cartman-statue Other- The crazy monk
6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV? Scrubs - man O.C. - sensitive One Tree Hill - open Heroes - ashamed Lost - turned on House - cowardly Simpsons - scarred the news - Mongolian American Idol masochistic Family Guy - senile other - frost-bitten
7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW? happy- how bad I've been feeling sad- How boring you are bored- that your Honda sucks angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium Depressed- That I have changed sex exited- that there's no solution to this nervous- the Middle east Worried- that we're cousins apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster Hugable- that the garbage-man turns me on exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone other- "Deal or no deal" sucks
8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER? white- your ring yellow- your love letters red- your Darth Vader-poster black- your pet rock blue- the pillows green- the pictures of Portugal Orange- your artificial teeth brown- your cellphone grey- our matching snoopy-bibs pink- the old toe-nails other- your military service-memory-box
9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME? A/B - Your picture C/D - the oil-stock shares E/F - My virginity G/H - your neighbor Carl I/J - The blood-test results K/L- your left ear M/N - Your suicide-note O/P - my sense Q/R - your mom S/T - Your collection of butterflies U/V/W - your crime records X/Y/Z- your highschool grades
10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME? A/B shall always remember C/D never will forget E/F Always will try to forget G/H will inform The Swedish Tax Agency I/J have always felt dirty because of K/L have never laughed in public about M/N am making a movie about O/P throw rocks at Q/R informed the psychiatrist about S/T get sick when I think about U/V/W told the news paper about X/Y/Z never liked
11. FAV DRINK? water- our friendship beer - pensioner Soda- a new life as a clone milk- Eskimos wine- cocaine addiction Cider- a passionated interest for mice Juice- Woody Allen-imitations lemonade- your embarrassing rashes Whiskey - destroying the 2nd world war other- hating Shrek
12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION? Thailand - Best wishes Sweden- love England- With pain Spain- Go f*ck yourself China- gross wishes Germany- With relief Japan- go to hell Greece - Your eternal enemy Australia- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me Egypt- Go now France- Good luck Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me.